A modern queer romantic farce take on Cyrano de Bergerac, in which Charles, a writer often hindered by his insecurities, falls for Rocky, a smart & conventionally attractive guy - who in turn is interested in Christian, Charles's devastatingly handsome but socially inept friend that is intimidated by Rocky’s wits. Using Christian's face and Charles's words, the friends team up to win Rocky over for Christian. Glitterbaited is a family-friendly queering of classic tale that people of any age and walk of life can enjoy without it feeling awkward.